Please Mr. Please Caller Name
Mel Wilkerson
OPENER / BREAK / CLOSER

Four Ladies Chain go straight across that ring there
Turn that lady Chain her right back home
Join your hands Circle Left to the jukebox
Left Allemande the Corner, Weave the Ring
Please Mr. please, don't play B-17 – it was our song
Swing and Promenade...But it's over -- Please
…If you know what I mean
I don't ever want to hear that song again

Alternate Lyrics for Grand Square on Closer (instead of Four Ladies Chain)

I guess I'd better get myself together
'Cause when she left, she only left two things behind
Just a note that said, "I'm sorry" by her picture
And that love song that weighs heavy on my mind

FIGURE

Heads Square Thru and go 4 hands
When you meet that corner two - Swing Thru
Spin Chain Thru girls are working
Boys circulate once
Recycle  around and when your done there
Pass Thru, - trade by
Pass Thru, allemande left and promenade – You can hear
… your five selections for a quarter
And somebody else's love songs when you’re through

Alternate Tag Lyrics For Figures

..'Til some button-pushing cowboy decides to play that love song
And here I am just sitting missing you

I could swear I'd be the richest guy in Nashville
Maybe even in the state of Tennessee

Please  - if you know what I mean
I don't ever want to hear that song again

TAG

No, I don't ever want to hear that song again